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Alula: Fluttershy, get out here and do another TMI tuesday slash inbox cleaning.

Fluttershy: N…no thank you. I think I’ll stay in here.

Alula: Look, only obsessive followers know you’re in heat and let’s be honest, you’ll never get rid of those.

Fluttershy: I’d still prefer to stay inside. You’re not recording this, are you?

Alula: Of course I’m n—oh, hey, wait—

What do you care what Diamond Tiara tells you? She rejected you! Make friends with whoever you want! In fact, see if you can't get together with AppleBloom. You could sure do worse, and it will totally drive Diamond up a wall!
Anonymous

Alula: But Diamond will only see that as me trying to manipulate the situation and that will make me seem creepier which is the exact opposite of what I want!

…maybe I’ll just hang out with Twist and Truffle.

Alula, what Luna is being too nice to say directly is this: You need to forget about Diamond and make some other friends. Fluttershy does not count. Maybe a stint with the crusaders would actually do you some good.
Anonymous

Alula: But Diamond explicitly forbade me from making friends with Apple Bloom and she’s, like, the founder of the Crusaders!

And the stalking! Can't forget the stalking!
Anonymous

Alula: It wasn’t stalking! It’s only stalking if I’m trying to hide that I’m doing it, which I didn’t, it just turns out that the love of my life has the situationsal awareness of a fly!

ur old
Anonymous

softerluna:

shyreadsmoon:

softerluna:

softerluna:

Luna Dreamguard: And you are young. Yet I still answer your questions, and listen to your arguments. Also, I am only old because I won at life. 

shyreadsmoon:

Luna Dreamguard: I cannot tell you of her dreams, but I can give you advice. Rarely does the attempt to win a filly’s heart gain it’s goal. More often a pony will be attracted to those that simply behave as they want their partner to. If the object of your affections finds you creepy, do you best not to spend much time paying attention to her, focus on improving your own life and situation to the point where she might take notice, but do not close off your eyes to other advances.

Alula: Sooooo what you’re saying is I need to become a princess…

Hmm. Logically, I need a cutie mark first, then I need to find a way to super-duper use my special talent. I wonder if the crusaders are accepting?

Luna Dreamguard: Or you could focus on being a good and likable pony.

Alula: I’m already a good an likable pony! I mean, aside from the whole issues I have with changelings…

ur old
Anonymous

softerluna:

shyreadsmoon:

softerluna:

shyreadsmoon:

softerluna:

Luna Dreamguard: And you are young. Yet I still answer your questions, and listen to your arguments. Also, I am only old because I won at life. 

Alula: Note that she says won, past tense. I, on the other hoof, am still winning.

Luna Dreamguard: I’ve been winning since before your genealogical line began.

Alula: Hey, you’ve seen into Diamond Tiara’s dreams right? Can you possibly tell me how to win her heart?

Luna Dreamguard: I cannot tell you of her dreams, but I can give you advice. Rarely does the attempt to win a filly’s heart gain it’s goal. More often a pony will be attracted to those that simply behave as they want their partner to. If the object of your affections finds you creepy, do you best not to spend much time paying attention to her, focus on improving your own life and situation to the point where she might take notice, but do not close off your eyes to other advances.

Alula: Sooooo what you’re saying is I need to become a princess…

Hmm. Logically, I need a cutie mark first, then I need to find a way to super-duper use my special talent. I wonder if the crusaders are accepting?

ur old
Anonymous

softerluna:

shyreadsmoon:

softerluna:

Luna Dreamguard: And you are young. Yet I still answer your questions, and listen to your arguments. Also, I am only old because I won at life. 

Alula: Note that she says won, past tense. I, on the other hoof, am still winning.

Luna Dreamguard: I’ve been winning since before your genealogical line began.

Alula: Hey, you’ve seen into Diamond Tiara’s dreams right? Can you possibly tell me how to win her heart?

considering that the mare you're romantically interested in hates you, you're not really winning very well
Anonymous

Alula: …nnnnnrgnh.

ur old
Anonymous

softerluna:

Luna Dreamguard: And you are young. Yet I still answer your questions, and listen to your arguments. Also, I am only old because I won at life. 

Alula: Note that she says won, past tense. I, on the other hoof, am still winning.

Quit sending fatties dream laptops.
Anonymous

softerluna:

shyreadsmoon:

softerluna:

Luna Dreamguard: I’m not sure whether I should even answer this, but why would I do that? How would a dream laptop work?

Alula: Well, obviously it would be a laptop in the dream world!

Luna Dreamguard: Except that the fictional laptop would need to have an internet connection, and be able to communicate with an external computer. So to be honest I would have to have brainy insert a communication device into the brain of the subject, and I would not want to do that.

Alula: But you walk the dream world. So logically, the dream world must have wifi.