Joy: I’m ready.
Luna Dreamguard: I love you, Joy. No matter what happens, I love you.
Joy: and I love you, through it all.
I would just like to state here that I would probably never demand a death sentence. Genocide is horrible, yes. Killing somepony that committed genocide, though, isn’t… well, it would get rid of the problem, but it wouldn’t… be… enough.
I would prefer to… I don’t know, have the criminal feel every death they caused. Somehow. Then force them into rehabilitative services until they regain sanity, and then put them through jail time for however long it takes to fix or neutralize the damage. And then, let them go. Of course, this all assumes such an act can be accomplished, which for most ponies is impossible, but we are talking about an ageless alicorn.
This is all purely theoretical though.
Send your embarassing cosplay ideas to @dungeonmasterbonbon and she’ll wear them! Whether she wants to or not!
I’m rather perturbed that Lyra has a set of fake hands and human teats, but what really disturbs me is that position Bonbon has twisted herself into…
Behold! The WEAK FORCE!, yelled Professor Science as he held the world to ransom with his Quantum Gauntlets.
Joy: Is this one of those “fuck context” things?
JOY! I thought I taught you better than that! We do not swear, young missy.
You blew it. You'll never see her ever again.
Octavia: …Well, I…*sniff*…I…
vinlylbot: and octy just ran to her bedroom while crying. buck you, anon. buck. you.
…Is… is there anything I can do?
So, you decided to flee before you could become an alicorn, thus sparing you the humiliation of pole dancing. A cunning strategy.
The Empress kind of reminds me of you in diestrus. Is that an unfair assessment?
Clearly the Changelings sent it.
Old asks without context.
Wow, Fluttershy, I sure have sent you a lot of these! What can I say? It's fun. Okay, what was your favorite truth and dare? And I dare you to pick a dare of your choice that you didn't do and do it. Or you can dare one of your friends, I guess. Uh, well, I gave you an easy question, so you don't have to do it at all, but... it's April 1st! You should go ahead and cut loose for a day, y'know? I know a lot of it seems mortifying, but in a way it should be fun for you too...
…these are all really old asks.
Fluttershy, do you ever miss the liberating feeling of aggressiveness that came from taking Iron Will's lessons too far? Also I dare you to track down Photo Finish and give her a huge wedgie, and also one other person of your choice--or two if you can't find Photo Finish before April Fool's is up.