Alula: In this world, there are two types of ponies. Ponies like me, with knives, and ponies like you, with eyeballs.


actually it wouldn’t be out of character for you guys to have sent this as her.

Alula: What the hay?! WHO SENT THIS?!

I'd be concerned about Nurse Joy. She's basically still a young child given an initial purpose of being helpful. If she becomes too obsessed with Luna, it might stunt her ability to grow as an independent person. She needs a chance to be herself, not just a reflection of what she thinks that Luna wants her to be.

Fluttershy: I… think Luna’s being careful enough to let her grow on her own…

DISCORD! Do you prefer pie or cake, or give yourself a wedgie.

Discord: I prefer Cakepie. And now, I go!

Tell us what you keep hidden under your matress, or kiss the butt Rainbow Dash confiscated from Carapace.

Fluttershy: I, um… I keep my pharmacy supplies under my bed.

Alula: Drugs, kids.

Fluttershy: LEGAL drugs.

Tell us your three measurements, or empty a bag of cinnamon over your head.

Fluttershy: …what measurements?

Alula: Are you back from the distraction with Discord? You’re not getting out that ACK HEY WHAT?

Discord: Cinnamon for everyone!

"Define Intimate", Grillydae uttered.


1 /ˈɪnmɪt/ 


  1. associated in close personal relations: an intimate friend.
  2. characterized by or involving warm friendship or a personally close or familiar association or feeling: an intimate greeting.
  3. very private; closely personal: one’s intimate affairs.
  4. characterized by or suggesting privacy or intimacy; warmly cozy: an intimate little café.
  5. (of an association, knowledge, understanding, etc.) arising from close personal connection or familiar experience.

…And of the above definitions, Grillydae, #3 sounds quite interesting.

Gryilldae: …making a sandwich.

Alula: What?

Gryilldae: And that is all I will say on the matter.

TS I. Am. Not. A. Lemur! Where did you even get that from? Tell me, or… Umm… I can't really think up a good dare- Wait! Tell me, or think up the worst dare you can and do it!

Alula: When you do your digital transformy thing you look like a lemur pretending to be Trixie.

Simple as that.

You have really complicated hangups, Alulu.

Alula: Fine, I have issues! So does everypony…

Grillydae, truth or dare: either tell us the truth about the most intimate thing that you've done to a mare, or kiss all of Flitter's fetlocks the next time you two are together. Also, if kissing fetlocks is more intimate than anything else you've done in the past, you shouldn't feel ashamed.

Gryilldae: Define intimate.

Alula: …oh you did not just go there.

Truth or Dare to Fluttershy: either tell the truth about the most erotic dream you've ever had (you can just give a summary instead of a detailed account if you want to), or practice your pole dancing skills in front of Alula, Angel, and Grillydae.

Alula: DARE!

Gryilldae: Truth.

Fluttershy: Distraction?

Discord: Okie dokie!